We recorded this on an astroid orbiting the planet one day when we were bored out of our skulls because there's this one Ms. Pac Man machine on the astroid and that was the only thing to do there so we just decided to record this music to beam back to Earth but then we decided to move back to Earth to spread it ourselves.
lyrics
Guess who I just saw at the store?
His name may have been Marvin Jones.
Guess what I heard Marvin did once?
He jacked off in front of his sister and went to jail.
Marvin has a braided ponytail.
That's becase he is a Lumbee.
Lumbee's are just tan with red hair.
This next line goes out to Asians.
credits
from The Butthurt,
track released September 20, 2016
Written and recorded by Secret Position.
Engineered and produced by QPC.
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