We recorded this on an astroid orbiting the planet one day when we were bored out of our skulls because there's this one Ms. Pac Man machine on the astroid and that was the only thing to do there so we just decided to record this music to beam back to Earth but then we decided to move back to Earth to spread it ourselves.
lyrics
I just robbed a bank using my dick instead of a gun.
I fucked all the tellers on the way out just for fun.
Sorry if I broke the law dude, but I gotta run.
Gotta eat a chicken sandwich on a pretzel bun.
(Chorus)
Police man.
Suck it.
You can't touch my butt.
Police man.
Suck it.
Make out with Chevy Chase.
I just flew a plane into world trade center building 3.
And the best part about is I got away scott-free.
I hid out in the place I figured cops'lll least likely be.
That's right. You guessed it. I hid out in a library.
Chorus
credits
from The Butthurt,
track released September 20, 2016
Written and recorded by Secret Position.
Engineered and produced by QPC.
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